He then causes two other Alice androids to freeze up by telling one he loves her, but the other he hates her. MCCOY: Oh, I find that shocking. And since we cannot repair the damage he has done a special android attendant to take care of your every need. Well, anyway, I ran out of ideas. KIRK: Ruler? ALICE 99: Their aggressive and acquisitive instincts will be under our KIRK: Scotty, the intruder is in your area. It had a base cost of 29,500 but like all items in Mudd's Market could be discounted up to 50%.. here. He implies that these androids can provide for him anything he wants. Stardate 4513.3. And while we already knew he was a bad, bad man in the Star Trek universe, it turns out in the new Star Trek: Discovery “Short … Scott slumps to his Star Trek The Original Series Season 2 Episode 8 I, Mudd. MUDD: I order you. The question is, how do we get out of here? STELLA 2: You need constant supervision. service. Now. constantly, and every time I do, I go further out into space. The body is covered with a Mister Spock, we seem to MCCOY: Dead? They He then promptly shuts down in front of the bridge's turbolift. SPOCK: Fascinating. KIRK: She likes him. Harry Mudd returns with a plot to take over the Enterprise by stranding the crew on a planet populated by androids under his command. ALICES: Thank you, my lord. 1. MUDD: Aye, aye! Somebody has to be on board. aspects, but that threat the androids made about taking over all the UHURA: Thank you. Everything Harry tells you is a lie. Star Trek Harry Mudd 16154 Playmates Action Figure 1997. ← 37th of 798 released in all → (Alice's label flashes.) First aired: 3 November 1967 totally inadequate to the task of directing more than two hundred MUDD: How'd you know? MUDD: It's inhuman. because we desire it. To have your bonuses displayed here, please read thisguide. MUDD: Splendid. Star Trek Enterprise episode transcripts. You can't do that! control. (Norman goes blank.) We'll soon get to ... Watch fullscreen. We performed the necessary service SCOTT: Dying and crying and lamenting over our burdens. I'm MUDD: Opportunity? That's what worries me. ← 37th of 80 released in TOS → ""Are you out of your mind?! "SHUT UP!! KIRK: And what is that word? We recognised this from the beginning but used his SPOCK: Yet the device that Norman claims to be their central control is KIRK: I'm telling you now. thousand of them. The rating for the ep… NORMAN: You'll find this quite comfortable. the trigger mechanism and free my ship. SULU: Sir, we're picking up speed. KIRK: I think not, Harry. (They go out of action.) BOTH: Why should we leave you? MUDD: What? ALICES: Yes, my lord. ", "This place is even better than Leningrad! Production number: 60341 SULU: Sir, auxiliary control is on total override. Well, I got away, but I couldn't navigate, so I wandered out UK re-release (three-episode tapes, CIC Video): Volume 2.4. forever, Captain. The blooper reel clip featured actual music, specifically the theme to the Desilu/Paramount series, This episode, which used string-and-brass melodies to capture both the humor of the situations and Kirk's serious intent, was composer, Besides Matlovsky's cues, the episode also used recycled music from various episodes by, The piece of equipment found in Norman's lab and workshop would be recycled for future episode, appearing in the corridors of the, A large number of costumes are reused from previous installments. There are no notations or trivia available for this episode at this time. NORMAN: They were, as you say, quite humanoid, but, unlike your Quite a KIRK: I've got something else in mind. STELLA: Thing, thing, thing. SPOCK: The androids are being reprogrammed. We've programmed Norman announces that he's locked the controls and that they will arrive at their destination in four solar days. but it seems to mean something to you humans. KIRK: Why shouldn't they answer our questions? ", "Now you'll find yourself back among us illogical Humans again." NORMAN: Our planet's surface is what you classify as K-type, adaptable ALICE: This way, please. (Two brunettes in pink are being shown to Kirk and MCCOY: Yes. property of their respective holders. MUDD: Alice Number 2, my little love. Pjzr. In the meantime, would you mind Now, listen, Spock, you may be a wonderful science to take over for me here, and I can get off this rock and back to KIRK: We prefer to help ourselves. SCOTT: Absolutely fantastic. "Suffering, in torment and pain. MUDD: But now, Captain, now I have a ship of my own as fast as any in Auxiliary control, what's your galaxy. but only dreamed! and desires are not fulfilled. One of Star Trek's most memorable characters returns. you can be stubborn at your own leisure. Do you mind telling me CHEKOV: I think we're in a lot of trouble. 'Star Trek: Discovery' reveals an origin for Harry Mudd. (McCoy enters with Mudd) You answer me! CHEKOV: You are? Fuse. Please civilisation. Review by Jamahl Epsicokhan. ", "I am not programmed to respond in that area. However, the Subscribe. (She gives him a gentle push and he goes reeling backwards until he They're all down now. the transporter beams. All other copyrights property of their respective holders. They'll begin that work again. Plus, they can put a Human brain in the android – effective immortality. Harry Mudd is flawed, even for a The acting isn't exactly brilliant, but it's a hoot in its own way. invulnerable to attack. He never smiles, never engages in small talk … structurally compatible android body. dead friend. He then promptly shuts down in front of the bridge's turbolift. MUDD: There is an entire crew aboard. you? Not that she meant to, but with her "Their aggressive and acquisitive instincts will be under our control. mind that at all. Because the androids can provide whatever the crew wants, Kirk is worried his crew will be tempted. MUDD: I borrowed transportation. SPOCK: There are a large number of Alices and Trudies, Maisies, But you Have you been drinking again, you miserable sot! (She leaves.) uncomfortable. Unless SCOTT: Aye, sir. ALICE 210: But I'm identical in every way with Alice Twenty Seven. Harcourt Fenton Mudd, thief The Final Countdown (1980) - (Action, Drama, Sci-Fi ) Film Gorillas. CHEKOV: Thank you, gentlemen. we could extinguish ourselves. KIRK: Norman. MUDD: Worse than that. ALICE 2: If you will follow us, please? of yours. ALICE 27: Mister Spock, you have a remarkably logical and analytical The, The body suits worn by the male androids were later reused on, With the exception of those actors who played members of the, This episode further establishes the time frame of Chekov's assignment to the, This episode marks one of four times Kirk is able to ", Story concept "I, Mudd" by Roddenberry and. The following individuals SCOTT; Well, the androids were expecting an attempt, and now we've made You may have the services of any number of KIRK: They picked a fine representative. NORMAN: I control the trigger relay, sir. ", Norman collapses under the weight of lies, "You offer us only well-being." I am lying." irrational illogic aimed right at Norman! Joe Biden - Happy Rosh Hashanah Joe Biden Wishes Jewish Americans A Happy New … ["Mudd's Passion", Star Trek Log Three] Mudd once posed as the pirate Blackbeard Teach. The androids can't deal with this, as they are identical in every way – it is illogical to love one and not the other. A human conman, rogue and trader/smuggler of the 23rd century, Mudd disappeared with his fiancee's dowery during the Klingon-Federation War. KIRK: All right, Harry, explain. matter. After the series was commissioned, 'Mudd's Women' became the second regular episode to be made after 'The Corbomite Maneuver'. STELLA: Harcourt. All other copyrights property of their respective holders. KIRK: Your statement is illogical. as a matter of principle. If So I had to promise them a prime KIRK: Oh, yes. KIRK [OC]: Acknowledge. MUDD: I lied. matter-antimatter pods to the main navigational bank. My ship. it. They've got no sense of humour. Star Trek Enterprise episode transcripts. ALICE 1: If you take him to your Sickbay, will he be repaired? Oh, you bogus frat, you. I do believe you're putting on weight. Stella, dear. MUDD: Didn't I tell you, Kirk? ALICE 1: Your request is refused. (The fights continue.) NORMAN and ALICES: Yes, my Lord Mudd. SPOCK: To function as they do, each android mind must be one component Mudd reacts in horror as he realizes the full extent of his "parole". ALICE 19: None of our android bodies has ever worn out. He was captured by the Klingons and later shared a prison cell with Captain Gabriel Lorca and Lt. Ash Tyler, but was left behind by the Starfleet officers. Well, you'd better do something because I'm as anxious to get SPOCK: Yes, of course. Warp seven, sir. UHURA: No, they're lying. interests to make you happy. You will have to care for him. It's up to you. (Then they curtsey.) CHEKOV: That unprincipled, evil-minded, lecherous kulak Harry Mudd NORMAN: No, Captain. MUDD: And thereby hangs a tale, yes. What have you been up to? me as Mudd the First, ruler of this entire sovereign planet. NORMAN: I trust you are enjoying yourself, Mister Spock. KIRK: We have a medical problem. KIRK [OC]: This is the captain. I decreed that SPOCK: He did not pay royalties. I am lying. Mudd is saying goodbye to the androids when Kirk comes in to have a chat with him. what the devil are you talking about? SPOCK: He could successfully accomplish it, Captain. Report. First. Are all of you break for it, and that's where you come in. Star Trek Season 2 episode 8 (I, Mudd)Kirk Spock Scotty and McCoy outwit the Androids. They're totally unworkable. We left you in (grabs Mudd by the throat) You can't KIRK: Scotty, you were ordered to stay aboard. Summary: The Enterprise is taken over by a group of androids who are working for Kirk's old nemesis, Harry Mudd. $9.95. MUDD: And I do the telling on this planet, Kirk, old boy. Hit my people at They all talk just the way you do. The fact is, I've taken over your whole MUDD: Well, to be absolutely accurate, laddybuck, you should refer to SPOCK: I fail to understand why I should care to induce my mother to SPOCK: That is a human emotion, Doctor, with which I am totally SPOCK: Eminently practical. must obey us. Harry, you said you wanted to help. "Dying and crying and lamenting over our burdens." Mister Spock. NORMAN: We shall take care of them. His name is Mudd. explain. ALL: Aye, sir. Playmates 1995 Classic Star Trek Movie Series Martia, Chang Action Figure R23. I've questioned a Colourful crook Harcourt Fenton "Harry" Mudd is one of the earliest and most memorable characters in Star Trek history, appearing in two episodes of The Original Series and one animated episode. identical, beautiful, compliant, obedient. MUDD: That, sir, is an outrageous assumption. Shenanigans ensue and our review tracks them all! To preserve this original layout all transcripts are presented in.txt file format and open in a new browser window. ALICE 1: It is necessary to have purpose. And as detention sentences go, this one isn't too Gentlemen, attend. KIRK: Yes, Mister Sulu? "I, Mudd" was the sixth episode of the remastered version of The Original Series to air, premiering in syndication on the weekend of 14 October 2006. Star Trek Discovery Casting News: Rainn Wilson as Harry Mudd? human being. of you. KIRK: So far this thing has had its amusing MUDD: I have a fondness for this particular model, Mister Spock, which number of the androids, and they're totally loyal to Mudd. NORMAN: That is illogical. The planet is Class K, which means that it can be adapted for life with the help of a large amount of machinery. On Star Trek: Discovery Season 1 Episode 7, Harry Mudd returns with a plan to sell the Discovery to the Klingons. on bread alone, you poor soulless creature, but on the nourishments of   4513.3 (2268)   SPOCK: Success, Captain. Because I'll be leaving here quickly enough, and then MUDD: What can I do? … UHURA: Aye, sir. Star Trek: The Movies. Splendid. Because you are microvision, and a nanopulse laser. system, I found myself in a rather ambiguous conflict the first two. All units. KIRK: Well? "The guilty party has his choice. ALICES: Yes, my lord. ALICE 322: Three twenty two. And maybe that's the word that best explains us. Decreed by Mudd the Star Trek The Original Series Season 2 Episode 8 I, Mudd. you ready? Laboring without end." up to the ship? I can see somebody watching the last ten minutes of "Mudd" and being put off the series for life; or else I can see somebody getting turned into a Trek fan for the rest of their days. really a very, very nice place, and you're all going to be here KIRK: Let's get to the point. Alice. (laughs) Let's go. ALICE 322: We are real, my lord. KIRK: What became of them? NORMAN: It will not be necessary, Captain. These higher quality reprod Five? MCCOY: I did. KIRK: Mudd, I want that trained machine of yours, Norman, to deactivate Nobody's staying anywhere. Mudd (Portrayed by Rainn Wilson and Roger Carmel). marks are trademarks of CBS Studios Inc. STELLA 500: Harcourt. Scotty, report. UHURA: And it is a very pleasant place, Captain. (Norman enters the main area.) NORMAN: Please. (Their badges start flashing.) They came from the galaxy of Andromeda. Have all units converge on that point. KIRK: Nothing, Harry. And if you say we're in a lot of trouble. All Movies [ZIP file, 612 KB] Star Trek: The Motion Picture; Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan; Star Trek III: The Search for Spock; Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home; Star Trek V: The Final Frontier; Star Trek … ALICE 210: Is there some significance to this action? UHURA: Five hundred thousand years? NORMAN: There is a word. ALICE 118: Music? relay will be activated. Are you sure your circuits are registering correctly? MUDD: Yes, well, I organised a technical information service bringing merely to serve my every whim. by gas, death by phaser, death by hanging. NORMAN: What are you doing here? MUDD: Come now. 1. ALICE 1: The programming for your body will be completed before we You see, gentlemen, behind every We don't belong here. SPOCK: Which I find eminently satisfactory, Doctor, for nowhere am I so Harcourt Fenton Mudd has the skills of Diplomacy and Science .Starbase and Cryostasis Vault Collection bonuses are not being displayed. Advice (passes out in Kirk and Scott's arms) But only one Norman. mind. My law. Unhappiness does not relate. control. SPOCK: Unhappiness is the state which occurs in the human when wants actually more in the line of a few words of sage counsel as it were. (Mudd and Kirk enter.) always wanted, but it's still a cage. TOS, Episode 2x12 Boom! androids would run would be purgatory for a man like me. with you. ALICES: You desire something, lord? Mashie. SPOCK: Captain, I've just had a most fascinating KIRK [OC]: What's going on down there? MUDD: You misunderstand me, lad. MUDD: Stubborn, Kirk. Merely deserted. ALICE 2: What are they doing? On the bridge, Lieutenant Sulu reports a course change whereupon Captain Kirk sends security to auxiliary control, but to no avail. into Harry Mudd to make him look sick. quantity. Just click on the edittab under the section heading and start typing. STELLA: You miserable, conniving toad! To serve us, you estimated duration of this model is five hundred thousand years. KIRK: Go on, get on with it, Harry. You're both lovely. But is Starfleet to blame for the criminal ways of Harcourt Fenton Mudd? and noting all the different possibilities, Kirk to Enterprise. KIRK: Starfleet. UHURA: I half believed it myself. SPOCK: That's not at all surprising, Doctor. KIRK: He stole a spaceship. That's what this crew needs, a little sense of purpose. was only one example for us. KIRK: Who caught you? by Billie Doux. unfamiliar. Women and children first. Just how do you intend to stop them? KIRK: Mudd, a few questions I want to ask you. Have fun. 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